-Please keep your name on facebook under the maximum fuckery level. PLEASE. It only makes you look like a) an extremely ignorant person b) a tool c) a jackass or d) all of the above. It doesn't hurt to be creative, yes, but when it comes time for you to get a job I doubt they're gonna hire someone whose name is John "immamuhfuckingoonshittinonallyall" Smith or Jane "ChokolAteEkstaCy" Smith. Trust me on this one.
-People think too highly of themselves. I have an ego, but I keep it hidden (until I see myself in a mirror). But some people need to get taken down a few steps before they get knocked off the entire staircase.
- For the entire world's information! Don't think you can play me or pull shade over my eyes. It will eventually get back to me and I won't be a happy camper about it. Seriously, if you're just COMPLETELY up front and honest about things it's better. I'm a big girl, I can take it.
- FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND JUST IN THE WORLD WILL PEOPLE PLEASE STOP FUCKING TANNING TO THE POINT WHERE THEY GLOW IN THE DARK???!???
-Setting your twitter updates to be your Facebook statuses pisses me off to no end. And it makes you look like a giant tool.
-You don't have to like me. You don't even have to enjoy being around me or acknowledge my presence. But you will show me some goddamn respect at ALL times. That's all. (They know who they are if they happen to read this.)
-I love my friends. PERIOD.
-I wish people would stop fucking things up for other people. As in STOP RUINING MY PARTY LIFE. To whoever decided it would be a good idea to rape people at The Winery? Thanks fucker. Way to go.
-Hoodrats, ratchets, street trash, i don't care what you call them, THEY ALL NEED TO BE SHIPPED OFF SOMEWHERE AWAY FROM THE GENERAL PUBLIC. Seriously. I was in Rollins To-Go the other day and it was full of RATCHETS from both sexes. IN. THE. SAME.FUCKING. SPOT. I could have KILLED them all if it wasn't for the fact that 1) i hate the idea of going to jail 2) i'm on a scholarship 3) i love mizzou too much to be kicked out. It's embarassing. FYI: not all of us act a damn fool. Just the ones that didn't have any home training. Or parents that gave a shit about their kids.
-I love Columbia, but I miss a lot of aspects about Chicago. Shopping for one. Food....well the food here is pretty good, but the chinese food can be better (who puts onions in shrimp fried rice?). I did learn, however, pizza is a staple of the american teenage diet more than you think. Especially when you buy one and get another one for $0.25. Thanks Papa John's. :)
-If more people stopped caring about petty shit, half the problems we have with one another would be ended before they even began. , Ergo: stop giving a fuck about little things. It saves more trouble than you think.
-I've given up on a lot of things this year. I just don't have the time, and the idea of me achieving certain things won't happen anytime soon, so my back-burner will be pretty full.
-Greek Life. That is all.
-My parents need to make with the iPhone they promised me months ago or I will throw a temper tantrum over the phone. I want my goddamn iPhone! >.<
-Pink Lemonade is the shit.
-If I were Taylor Swift, Kanye would have gotten his ass handed to him on stage.
And that's it.
For now.




